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...a folded piece of paper. You stared at the paper in your fingertips as Kalie looked over your shoulder. You unfolded the note and saw Ludwig's name scribbled on it. Kalie chuckled.

"Hey Luddy!" The blond German averted his gaze to Kalie. "(Name) got your item. I'm surprised...I thought a man of your nature would choose some handcuffs or something kinky.." She winked, Ludwig turning red, and pulled you up by your collar.

"Oh, oh sorry, the hero had to take a piss....what did I miss?" Alfred stated coming into the room, zipping up his pants.

"(Name) and Luddy have to get in the closet." Kalie said, shoving you into the tight area.

"HEY! No need for all that Kalie." You fumed, smoothing out your (f/c) shirt. She shrugged, struggling to push Ludwig in. "C'MON HURRYYY!!" She pleaded, before slamming the door. "I will do the timing this go round. 'Kay Murica?" You heard your friend say through the door. "YOUR TIME STARTS NOW!"

"Wow, wonder why she wanted us to get this over with so badly." You question out loud.

"Who knows..." Ludwig sighed out in confusion.

"HALLO IT IS ME, AWESOME PRUSSIA AND I'M AFRAID I DON'T HEAR MOANS OR BEGGING IN THERE. BROTHER ARE YOU NOT PLAYING THE GAME CORRECTLY?" Gilbert said, obnoxiously loud. "OH! Have you not told her-"

"Okay, you can shut up now!" Ludwig interrupted frantically.

"Keseses c'mon mein brother. Do you not remember a simple phrase?" Gil laughed some more. "Or shall I help you? Say it with me.....ich..."

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

"Liebe..."

"OKAY!" He huffed out in annoyance, "I can say the rest just, go away." There was a moment of silence behind the closed door.

"Okay, don't pussy out cause my awesomeness can detect pussies from miles away." He laughed at himself and walked off. You giggled lightly.

"You okay Ludwig?" You say, after hearing a groan from him. You felt his hand grab yours gently.

"Actually... I have been meaning to tell you something..." His voice sounded shaky, not normal for someone serious like him. "Well...Ich liebe dich..." He squeezed your hand.

"Luddy..." You said lovingly, "what the hell does that mean? You know I don't speak German." You state. You heard your friend groan in annoyance, grab the sides of your face and lean closer. His hot breath tickled your burning cheeks.

"It means I love you-"

"OKAY TIMES UP BITCHES!" Alfred swung the door open. "Woah..." He giggled at the cute scene before him.

"What?! That was no way seven minutes..!" You protest, pulling away from Ludwig and crossing your arms over your chest.

"Wellll....Kalie slipped me a twenty so she could get you guys out and get into the closet with Toni...." He admitted, waving the money in the air. You rolled your eyes. Kalie popped out from behind Al. Her gaze landed on you and Ludwig's fingers intertwined. She smiled mischievously and turned to the countries. "HEY EVERYONE!"

"Thanks for busting my ear wanker..." Arthur shot a glare at Kalie. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"You're welcome! Anyhooters, LUDDY'S GETTING LAID!!" She cheered, pumping her fist in the air.

"Laid where?" Feli asked, looking around.
Innocent Italy is innocent

I have no idea where I went with this...anyway you gais might be thinking "AMG, KALIE WHERE IS THE NETHERLANDS ONE?!?! FDKAJOIEJT"

Well a friend wanted to help out with my requests and is supposedly working on Netherlands...but if she cancels then I will take over again, so don't worry....it will be out one way or another >.> and yes there's some shipping of me and Toni in this, get over it....I mean you read this for Luddy anyway <.<

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I don't own Hetalia....sadly...
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:iconskyrimwolf11:
skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Wait..why do I belong to Russia and not Germany? *gets a little scared
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:iconawesomesauce1274:
Awesomesauce1274 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
I kind of feel like Germany would just glare at you for seven minutes and then get out of the closet. 
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
#ItalyInnocence
HE'S SO FREAKING INNOCENT FOR A GUY HIS AGE XD
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downthebayougirl Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Artist
How can Prussia detect something he hasn't gotten yet? -_-
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:iconbuutterflykisses:
BuutterflyKisses Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student
BURN
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:icondownthebayougirl:
downthebayougirl Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student Artist
Me:QUICKLY, GET SOME FOR IT BEFORE IT BURNS EVEN MORE!!!
Inner-self:He can't even have a pussy cat!
Me:Welp, Prussia's been burned to death (I think)
Inner-self:*laughing evilly in a dark corner of my mind*
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cr8zyg8rl Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I found a pussy. He's in the advertisement to my right. It's Justin Bieber for the damn CALVIN Klein commercials.
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BuutterflyKisses Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student
Same m8
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:iconcr8zyg8rl:
cr8zyg8rl Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
XDDD
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niruroko59 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Student Artist
"Okay, don't pussy out cause my awesomeness can detect pussies from miles away." Jack-WTF? Whut?Husky WTF face  Gil? TOP Crazy Whut? 

Feli's innocence is the most kawaii thing ever! 
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DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
WHY ON EARTH IS FELI SO FLUFFING KAWAII
Okay, I'm good now.
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:iconcatarinawaterfrost:
1. XD Aww! So innocent, Feli~!
2. "Don't pussy out cause my awesomeness can detect pussies from miles away"
xD I honestly had to stop reading and laugh for about a minute straight!Good job!
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:iconxelectricwings:
xElectricWings Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Oh Feli xD you will never stop being cute..
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:iconkairi732:
Kairi732 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Italy... * face palms * 😰
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:iconkirychan1226:
Kirychan1226 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I ACTUALLY BELONG TO :iconnerdygamer7896: and i do speak some german. i taking german class. XD
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Snow-storms Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
Oh Italy... One day you'll understand... But for now just drop it... 😏
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puppypaws12121 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
Curse you Alfred!!!
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:iconskyrimwolf11:
skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014
Wait...why does Russia own me?
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:iconsabakunoino:
SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
mother russia owns everyone...*shivers*
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:iconskyrimwolf11:
skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Oh no! I'm free, not Russia's'.
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:iconsabakunoino:
SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
xD well, I'll let you believe that *hides behind a rock* I dont want to be there for when russia gets scary, please
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skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
Hehe, bring it on *sit's on evil tree* i'm ready for ya. (I have a country oc named Zeroria she kinda takes care of magical creatures and stuff, and the evil tree was her sisters, and ya it gives her power even though Zeroria is good.)
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SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
hmm sounds like something england would think of xD but cool either way 
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skyrimwolf11 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Egh I made her a reject of the Three. So she has snake people, witches, sky people, tree people ect. Only one of those I didn't make up was the witches...but I have common ones two but I basically had the ones that were a 'danger' to other creatures in my little kingdom. That is the mast piece my young mind has created. (not
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SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
o.o ooh hmm sounds cool xD 
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student Writer
*Sigh* Oh Feli
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YourTurtleLordship Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Feli doesn't get it XD

That Prussia Though hey baby 
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Smilesthepegasister Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student General Artist
XD this party is full of cock blockers
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:iconclarisebeilschmidt:
ClariseBeilschmidt Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Artist
Poor Feli!:(
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:iconaria-valao:
Aria-Valao Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
Lol gil and feli
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:iconcookiehades:
cookiehades Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahahaha..... Oh Prussia, I love you so much :)
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:iconglimmeringfoxlings:
GlimmeringFoxlings Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
Oh my god Prussia
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PaigeLove1 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Italy..... *hugs Italy* You will understand when Germany tells you!
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:iconthe-sexy-potato:
The-Sexy-Potato Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Germany owns Hetalia and Russia owns me? Russia is mien bruder.....awkward..
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:iconjapankikulover:
JapanKikuLover Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh poor Feli... He's so confused...

Meanwhile somewhere in the world...

France: onhonhonhon...
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:iconflufflover69:
FluffLover69 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Laid in bed is where. Ohonononon~
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Sweetpea0108 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Prussia can detect pussies from a mile away. O.o ladies protect your virginity! XD 
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chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconfuzzygirl49:
FuzzyGirl49 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HA! I knew you'd be here >;D

Feli, I'm happy that you don't know what that means...
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chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
eh im a perv and i know it i cant help it when it comes to my sweet doitsu
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:iconfuzzygirl49:
FuzzyGirl49 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me too, we can be frances together.
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:iconchibi-germany7:
chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
woohoo dont touch my luddy hes mine or my ivy(ivan)
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:iconfuzzygirl49:
FuzzyGirl49 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
kk, same goes for the Italy brothers and Arthur (and Pirate Arthur)!
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:iconxelectricwings:
xElectricWings Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Sorry I already kidnapped the Italy brothers
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:iconchibi-germany7:
chibi-germany7 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
2p canada is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ohmygeezgermany Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
........That awkward moment when Russia's your brother. MMMM k. Anyways, you actually have common sense (about people coming here for Ludwig) you have fun with Toni. *Shudders at the thought of the BTT even though we're friends* I loved the Prussia parts! XD Sorry I ramble!
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Elvirith21 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Student Photographer
xD
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner May 29, 2014   General Artist
Don't. Even. Ask. -trying to hold back laugh-
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icespark1298 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
Oh Feli *facepalms*
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badassgermanchick Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE THIS it was frickin funny as hell >U<
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